MK: *climbs onto bed to cuddle with her dad and give him kisses*
Dad: Thank you for the kisses. You have such beautiful blue eyes. You are so cute. I don't know what I'm gonna do when you are older, I'm gonna have to beat them off with a stick.
Mom: I recommend your baseball bat.
Next day at church walking in the hallway
C: Mom, is daddy really going to beat off MK's eyes with a stick?